Nobody Told Me Sex Would Be So Terrifying

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Nobody ever told me sex would be so…terrifying.

Growing up, sex was always this kind of mystical idea. A strange ritual that, as a boy, I wanted to take part in and yet had no idea why I wanted to take part in it.

All those teenage hormones swirling in the black cauldron of my brain, casting odd bodily spells on a whim.