Star Wars Characters as Beer Styles (Episode IV)

Greyson Ferguson
4 min readMay 23, 2018

Star Wars might have been a long time ago and in some other galaxy not all that near to our own, but you better believe they’re drinking more than just Corellian Rum. Now what if the essence of each Star Wars character was distilled down into our favorite brewed concoction? We could finally discover what scruffy nerf herder and walking carpet tastes like. Or perhaps we should just stick to regular beer.

Governor Tarkin

English Style Brown Ale

This is a bit of an “All too easy”, softball answer, so I figured I’d get it out of the way. The guy’s a bleeding eye or shrapnel teeth away from being a Bond villain, but instead, he settles on blowing up planets. Seems like after global destruction he’d go back to his quarters, kick his boots up (or was it slippers?) and enjoy a nice, room temperature bottle of English brown ale.

Princess Leia

IPA

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